musings

1) i love the holiday season. tips go up.

2) if manny goes, prepare for a wholesale philosophical change for the red sox. think “white sox east”. bunches of 2-1 or 4-3 games, plenty o’ pitchin’.

3) police go undercover at college parties.. how do i get this job? hat tip drudge

4) mark munroe dion is a columnist at the fall river herald-news. you won’t find a link to his column on the newspapers web site, because if you could read it for free, there’d be no reason to buy the paper. he’s that good and most of the rest of the paper is that bad. last week he had a “musings” type column with a tremendous line: “women say they want a guy with a sense of humor. i’ve got a great sense of humor and women hate me.”

he’s been in a barry-bonds-on-the-juice kind of tear lately. absolutely killing the local hacks, especially the school board. after i complimented him on his work recently, he said that there are times when they make it so easy it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

5) peta and the tree-huggers should protest terrell owens. i’m sure that tons of philly fans who have kicked their dog pet over his bs and a whole lot of trees have needlessly died giving this jerk attention that he doesn’t deserve.

6) may i be catty for a moment ? meow. paula abdul guest stars in “zoe’s dance moves”. my girls like it. from an adult perspective, think jack nicholson as the joker in the original batman. paula, next time bring your own make-up person. how much do you think they pay the pbs gov’t appointed face painter. thank g-d i’m so good looking.

2 Responses to “musings”

  1. Da Kine Says:

    You’re good looking? Last time I checked, you had a face like a fist. Deeammmmnnnn.

    I’m pretty as fuck, though.

  2. ed Says:

    douche