I
Am feeling morose and melancholy
Ghost Dog promises I shall have some downtime after this week. I shall post then. In the meantime, consider this turn of phrase thrown at me today, and marvel at my restraint at not beating the shit out of the shmuck who hurled it at me: “Go shave your face.”
Tags: Drunken Posting, Shay is a Penis
December 18th, 2005 at 21:57
p.s. I am hammered
December 18th, 2005 at 23:36
Yay! Drunken blogging returns!
December 19th, 2005 at 9:18
I believe the only apropriate response to “Go shave your face.” is “Go fuck yourself.”
December 19th, 2005 at 10:57
I miss your hairy face so much i grew a beard of my own. when i look into the mirror all i see are 2 eyes on a smiling ballbag.
December 19th, 2005 at 13:39
can a brutha get a penis ref ?
December 20th, 2005 at 10:28
That’s what I’m talking about…
December 20th, 2005 at 10:49
there’s gotta be a video of a drunken penis out there. preferably typing on a computer keyboard. drunk.
December 20th, 2005 at 12:06
keyboard.jpg
December 20th, 2005 at 14:33
it doesn’t look drunk enough.
December 20th, 2005 at 14:54
take 2
December 20th, 2005 at 15:26
Did anyone check out the backstory from that first photo? I think you found a budding photodocumentarian!
December 20th, 2005 at 20:39
Wow back story = way more ballsy than weak ass no pic vasectomy post. And it had lasers.
December 20th, 2005 at 20:51
i thank the lawd jay-sus every day for not ever seeing pics of your vasectomy.
December 21st, 2005 at 9:17
I… Um… Ah…