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Set your Tivos!  The incredibly-missed Friends is having a TV reunion!  Several reunions, in fact. I know everyone has always secretly dreamed that something like this would happen, but now it is real!

In a secret meeting before Christmas, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry reportedly agreed a $5 million apiece deal with NBC bosses in Los Angeles.

Scriptwriters have already started penning lines for the four double episodes, which are due to air next year.

Aniston, who has filmed a string of movies since the final Friends episode, was the last to agree to the new deal.

An NBC insider says, “She’s the one who had been holding out. But she’s now agreed to reprise Rachel (Green).

“Bringing them back is a dream come true. Ratings will go through the roof.”

But wait…there’s more!

Network bosses have also hinted at a second spin-off of the hit comedy, following the disappointing performance of Matt LeBlanc’s show Joey. The new program will see the three male stars–Perry, Schwimmer and LeBlanc–pilot a series called It’s A Guy Thing.

The excessive use of exclamation points should have tipped folks off to the fact that I am bullshitting.  Fuck me in the goat ass.  Arrested Development has to turn tricks in the South End to get halfway through their second season, but fucking Friends is coming back with all the castmates, who’ve been so successful in their other pursuits?  Please…please…anyone who has watched more than 1 episode of Friends in the past 5 years on purpose, write in the comments and tell me why.  If you are a man, include a picture of your satchel, so I know you have’n'a been neutered.

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