Take dat Bitches
I love this:
The Daily News: Muggers didn’t bargain for girl’s martial arts
The girl made some attempts to get away from the two older youths, but around 4 p.m., they closed in on her and tried to pry away her backpack.The slight, but physically fit, girl is trained in the Japanese martial art of jujitsu, a self-defence method that uses holds, throws and joint restraints against an opponent.
So when the two older boys attacked, she was ready.
The girl punched one of the older boys in the face, knocking him to the ground.
When the other bad guy came at her, the girl kicked him in the groin and dislocated his shoulder.
I love that she was able to take care of herself. If I recall, JoeDaYuz has a story like this from his youth, though it ended with him getting pepper spray in the face.
February 2nd, 2006 at 12:41
She dislocated the dude’s shoulder by kicking him in the nuts?! That’s BADASS!!!!
(Seriously, is it just me, or is that written by a 14 year old?)
February 2nd, 2006 at 12:43
WTF? You censored my exclamation points!
February 2nd, 2006 at 12:58
I most certainly did not!
Freaky one shows up in the comments on the right, and if you highlight BADASS you can see it hiding there. I looked quick when the page was loading and saw them then they dissaoeared.
And I don’t think it was written by a 14 year old, it was written by a Canadian.
February 2nd, 2006 at 14:31
how many children must be injured before the great white (and i mean WHITE) north bans these so-called “martial arts”.
the word “martial” itself connotes male american military goonery at its worst. what kind of hideous self loathing must now be imbued in this poor vagino-canuck. the indoctrination of this “art” caused serious physical and psychological harm to innocent two black youths. she’s probably a right wing racist to boot.
and yet, this all begs the question, why didn’t she just give up the pack, and frankly, anything else they wanted ? this kind of event is exactly the root cause of racial mistrust and resentment. (see france). the continued threat of fifteen year old white girls propagates, begets, and engenders the marginalization of people of color everywhere.
cracker sum’bitches.
February 3rd, 2006 at 19:47
If I recall, JoeDaYuz has a story like this from his youth, though it ended with him getting pepper spray in the face.Thanks douchebag. Let’s not forget the four other dudes who couldn’t get up from my attack. BooYaaa! If’n anyone wants a good Yuz Lashing, go to the Abbey Lounge in Somerville on March 3rd, when Bang Circus unleashes it’s might with long lost favorites of Lowell MA, the Stoves.