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might as well make a list

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

1. ricky gervais was awesome. july 14th wamu theater.

2. apparently, self-righteous john edwards was banging his video director. fool, never f’ with the national enquirer.

3. manny is dead to me.

4. i’d say that between the three of us, we don’t update here as often as we should.

5. i like good summer tv (see: mad men, closer, phineas and ferb)

6. speaking of phineas and ferb, i now get disneyHD. yay!!

7. bernie mac has returned his obelisk to charon.

8. the opening ceremonies of the summer olympics were amazing. but the air is not the only thing to worry about in beijing.

that’s about it for now…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE UPDATE: Chef is dead. Treadmills kill. When will the government do something about this, for the children.

Question

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Aight, fuckers, answer me this: why would someone pay $240 to go to a certain location via train when there is airfare available for $280-320?

Situation: I have a 4-day weekend this weekend, immediately following my 3-day last weekend. I am sick of driving 600 miles with traffic in Bodymore, Murdaland and Connectthedots - pushing the travel time to 11 hours each way - so I thought I’d research other modes of travel. Trains are quaint and relaxing, allowing geeks like me to catch up on my sci-fi and art history reading, but $240 fucking dollars?

I’ma bin the whole idea. If it was Super Bowl weekend that gave me the four days, I’d brave I-95, but two weekends in a row is too much. I just want to know why in the name of Buddha’s blue balls I should pay $240 for round-trip tickets on a mode of locomotion that takes 10+ hours for me to reach my destination.

Higher Edumacation

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

This is a redux of a conversation Seamus and I had years ago, but he might not even remember.  I recalled the convo because I just read some articles about people going mental to get into college and missing out on their youth, etc., etc.  That is apropos of nothing.

Basic question: why can’t athletes in college major in their sport?  That’s a silly question, isn’t it?  No.  It isn’t.  To be a successful football player, one needs to study plays, memorize schemes, identify how to react to the other team’s schemes, ad infinitum.  Rather than get a degree in Geology with a 2.01 GPA (since free time normally used for academic pursuits is really devoted to the above-mentioned sports-related things) why can’t someone get a major in football? Or baseball? Or basketball?

When I went to school, most majors required 8-12 courses specific to that field, then another 4-5 related fields, or electives that seemed related but really weren’t.  Are you telling me there aren’t 10 distinct subjects in football that would capture these guys’ interest and relate directly to the sport or sports in general?  I’ll see what I can come up with for football in three minutes: Offense, Defense, Special Teams, Football History, Ethics, Introduction to Physical Therapy, Nutrition, Intro to Biology, Physical Education, and Statistics.

Not bad.  Some of them are stock classes, but maybe they could be geared toward the athlete.

Sure, not all of these kids are going to be professional football players, or even work in the industry as a coach, manager, or executive, but so what?  People can get a doctorate in drama, music, fine arts, or even weirder shit, so why can’t they get a BA in a field that is relevant to them?

I guess I’m saying that the starting nose tackle for BC, BU, or even Zoomass Amherst has more of a chance of being a high school football coach that I ever have of being an art historian, so why can’t he tailor his studies accordingly?

Phishing Phun!

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

Phishers are getting more and more clever. I just got an e-mail from “Bank of Hawaii” warning me about phishing:

Due to the recent phishing attacks and attempted identity theft associated with them, we have decided to verify identity of our members.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause but Bank Of Hawaii feels this is a necessary precaution to protect our members personal
identity information.

We recently attempt to verify some recent transactions on your account.

After we have made the verification we were unable to confirm your personal identity information we have on file. You will need to confirm
your information in order to maintain online services.

Strangely enough, the URL of the link they wanted me to click was 40+ characters long, with the word ‘bank’ in it, but no other connection to the Bank of Hawaii. Using phishing to go phishing: that’s Chutzpah!

Link List

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

Kin Yah pointed out the link list is gone, the code looks good so I am not sure why, maybe RC3

Asides

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

playing with Asides, small miniposts you throw on realquick, show up on the side